World Dominuation
5 Grizzlies in humvees
7 Fifty cals all ablaze
5 Ware, gunner bears!

Gay Bikers
5 Saddle up, tough stuff
7 Are you gruff enough and buff?
5 Riding bitch is rough.

Religious
5 Pedal down, teeth grit
7 Goggles strapped firmly on
5 Jetbikes are Odin's

High Seas/Partial Nudity
5 Don your Pringle's can
7 Set sail for Adventure Land
5 You're a lunatic.

Not By Sea
5 A ship shape ship shop
7 Wiring fault: all burns to naught
5 Horses: Clop clop clop

Commuting
5 No thing stops my flow
7 Through schools, homes, over your car
5 In my battle tank

Fast Food
5 Came the wintertime
7 We ate the horses; our friends
5 So we have to walk

Safety Concerns
5 Bicyclists are slow
7 Often bumbling in my lane
5 Honk honk, BAM! K-thud.

Mercedes Doesn't Fill a Hole
5 It takes half as long
7 To find your life lacks meaning
5 In your Mercedes.

Open Road
5 Who needs a road sign
7 When you're just having a ride
5 Destinations fail

Pretend You're German
5 Rather kill myself
7 Than be you in that shitbox.
5 BMW.

Thoughtful
5 Like metal hotdogs
7 Trains slide through bunlike cities
5 Choo-choo, bratwurst, chew.

More Partial Nudity
5 Cheaper airline fare
7 The pilot doesn't wear pants
5 But nobody knows.

Thoughts on a Greyhound
5 Named for a dog?
7 That lady at the counter?
5 Her wig's welded wrong.